Ahman Green: Naks Nahman Green (Earl)
Andrew Luck: Chicken bulakLUCK (Daryl B.)
Antoine Randle El: Randle El Debarge (Bri)
Antonio Cromartie: bone thugs cromartie (Earl), drop n cromartie (Darell)
Ben Roethlisberger: Ben Brothelisberger (Bri), Big Ben's Beef Jerky (LeRoid)
Ben Watson: WATSON YOUR WALLET?? (Don)
Bertrand Berry: bertrand "dingle" berry (Earl)
Bo Scaife: Esweet Scaife (Phil)
Brady Quinn: BQuinnMedicineWoman (Pat)
Brandon Weeden: Smoke Weeden Everyday (LeRoid)
Brent Celek: Safeway Celek (Ronnie)
Brett Favre: FARVEdollarsfootlong (Gian)
Brian Bulaga: Brian Eat Bulaga (Bri)
Brian Cushing: Mo CUSHING 4d Pushin (Earl)
C.J. Spiller: Oil Spiller (Kris)
Carson Palmer: Harry Palmer (Kris),
Carnell Williams: Carnell Knowledge (Bri)
Chad Henne: I Got Henne in My Cup (Phil)
Chad Johnson: Ocho Cinco De Mayo (Tone), Chad Ocho-ocho (UNK)
Cendric Benson: Benson & Hedges (Tone)
Chris Cooley: cooleyhighharmony (UNK)
Clinton Portis: Portis Potty (Ronnie)
Danny Amendola: AmendolaMakeUHolla (Phil)
Darelle Revis: Revis & Butthead (UNK), Live w/Revis&Kelly (LeRoid)
David Akers: David My Back Akers (Earl)
David Gettis: pump pump pump gettis gettis (Ronnie)
Davone Bess: you da you da Bess...Bess I eva had (Ronnie)
Deji Karim: Deji See My Bird?! (LeRoid)
Devin Aromashodu: Aromashodu My Bird AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT (Earl)
D.J. Hackett: ThatsNotGonnaHackett (Phil)
Dustin Keller: WutsYerFavrilKeller (Don)
Dwayne Bowe: Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe (Kris) ,Reading Dwayne Bowe (Bri), Dwayne Bowe Bright (Bri)
Eddie Royal: Eddie Royal Pacific Mortgage (Phil)
Edgerrin James: Edgerrin PM (LeRoid)
Eli Manning: old mcdonld had a farm Eli Eli Oh (Ronnie)
Eric Weddle: Weddle Me This (Darell)
Evan Royster: Rocky Mountain Royster (Rich)
Fred Smoot: Smoot as Silk (Darell)
Giovanni Carmazzi: The Carmazzi Factor (Bri)
Golden Tate: Golden Tate Showers (Jer)
Hank Baskett: Hank Baskett Robbins (Kris)
Hannibal Navies: Cash Money Is An Army Better Yet A Navies (Earl)
Isiah Pead: Pead On You (Bri)
Jahvid Best: Jahvid Best U R Love (Bri), Jahvid Like It's Hot (Earl), Jahvid Harmony (Earl)
James Farrior: UltimateFarrior (bri), FarriorEyesOnly (Bri)
Jairus Byrd: Is That Jairus Byrd? (Phil)
Jason Avant: Avant To Suck Your Blood (Ronnie)
Jason Snelling: Snelling Like Fish (Darell)
Jeremy Macklin: Macklin on dudes (Earl)
Joe Nedney: Feed the Nedney (Kris)
Johnny Knox: Johnny Knox-Su-Cow (bri)
Joseph Addaii: Addaiin ur arms2nite (Darell), ChoFatAssOnADDAI-et! (Darell B.)
Josh Scobee: Scobee-doobie-doo! (Jake)
Julius Jones: JuliusJonesSoda (Tone), Orange Julius Jones (UNK)
Justin Forsett: ForsettInTheHole (Phil)
Justin Gage: Justin Gage I Don't Make It Home Tonight (Bri)
Keiland Williams: Keiland me softly with his schlong (Earl)
Kenny Britt: ICanNeverBRITTAgain (Darell B.), Britthaylzer Test (Jon), She's a Britt..House (Kris)
Kevon Barlow: Crossing the Barlow (Kris)
Knowshon Moreno: I have Knowshon, Do You?? (Jon), it's da Knowshon of the ocean (Ronnie)
Ladell Betts: son of a Betts (Ronnie)
Laurence Maroney: moMaroneymoproblems (Darell), Must Be Maroney! (Bri), Truth about Maroney she's a sweet ol' girl... (Bri)
Legedu Naanee: Anything Legedu, I Can Do Better (Phil), Legedu My Eggo Du (Phil), LetsLEGEDUthis (Gian)
Lendale White: Chip and lenDale's (Kris)
Lester Tynes: Party All The Tynes (UNK)
Marcedes Lews: Hey Ladies Get In My Mercedes (Jer)
Mark Ingram: Ingram Toenails (Kris)
Mark Sanchez: Dirty Sanchez (LeRoid), Mark San-chise (Jon)
Marques Colston: Colston Creamery (Phil), Straight West Colston (Don)
Matt Schaub: Lil Schaub of Horror (Phil)
Matt Forte: RappinForte (unk), We are the Forte Niners (Ronnie)
Michael Crabtree: You Got Crabtrees! (Kris), Crabs&VD (Earl)
Michael Vick: Ron Mexico (Bri)
Mike Cofer: Mike Cofers Coughing Clan (Earl)
Mike Iupati: IUPATI ko may butas (Gian), Iupati pooper (Kris), Iupati All The Time (Earl), Iupati All Over Iupati (Bri)
Mike Rumph: Rumph Shaker (Bri)
Mike Singletary: Don't Tell Me Blow Me (Jer)
Mohamed Massaquoi: TexChainsawMassaquoi (Phil), Oh Yes Massaquoi (Phil)
Moises Foukou: i'm gonna foukou till you love me (Jerry)
Mushin Muhammed: Mushin Been Love (LeRoid)
Nick Folk: QueerAsFolk (Phil), ThatsAllFolk (UNK), it aint my folk (Gian)
Phil Dawson: FeelDawsonsCreek! (Bri)
Philip Rivers: Mystic Rivers (LeRoid)
Priest Holmes: Priestbewithyou...(Tone)
Randy Moss: 1 Deep (Earl), The Randy Ratio (Earl), UJumpInDeMOSSpit (Daryl B.)
Reggie Wayne: Make It Wayne (Jason), MakeItWayneOnDezHoes (Jason)
Rex Grossman: Yuck.HellaGrossman! (Bri), Rex-N- Effect (Jake)
Robbie Gould: Ca$h 4 Gould (Ronnie)
Roddy White: RODDYRODDYphifer (Gian)
Roman Phifer: RODDYRODDYphifer (Gian)
Ryan Torain: All Torain Vechicle (Phil), Soul Torain Dancers (Phil), Can You Stand Torain? (bri), choo choo torain (Ronnie), Blame It On Torain (Phil)
Santana Moss: Tito Santana Moss (Kris), UJumpInDeMOSSpit (Daryl B.)
Scott Fujita: Steak Fajitas yum (Earl)
Seyi Ajirotutu: Ajirotutu is Better Than One (Phil)
Shaun Hill: ShaunIt'sAllDownHillFrom Here (Bri), Shaun Over The Hill (UNK)
Steve Slaton: 1 Horse Open Slaton (Phil)
Terell Suggs: Suggs N Kisses (LeRoid)
Thomas DeCoud: DecoudComeAgain (Jer), DeCoud Jumped Over The Moon (LeRoid)
Tim Rattay: Day 2 Day Rattay (Earl,Bri)
Tim Tebow: Bell Biv Tebow (Earl)
Tiquan Underwood: Blackbeltn TiquanDo (Earl)
Titus Young: Tight Tighter Than The Titus (Bri)
Todd Heap: Heap Cover (Bri), HEAP Hop Is Dead (Phil), HEAP of Crap!!!!! (Bri), N2 Heap (Earl)
Tom Cable: Tom Cable's Punch-Out (Jer)
Tom Rouens: Tom Rouens the Niners (Kris)
Tony Romo: RomotionWithMe (Tone), Tony Romosexual (Kris), Tony Romo's Ribs (Phil)
Troy Palamalu: Hair Insurance (LeRoid)
Vernon Davis: Crabs&VD (Earl)
Wali Lundy: LundyBridge (Bri)
Warrick Dunn: Dunn Dada (Daryl B.)
Yamon Figurs: Hood Figurs (Earl)
